1.Buffalo Bill
Better watch out sucker now I got ya where I want ya,
Onslaught, coming and Im packing in my lunch up,
Bunch a missile launcher and a bunch a contra,
Van van full of ganja, now come on jump,
Man stop marchin marshall on my gotcha,
Doin' the cha cha and the kucharcha with a quadri-plegic,
Boogieing down to Frank Sinatra,
Lyndsay to the Lohan naked while you let me watch ya,
Who da knew the puda do ta me whats its done,
Such cynicism when this isn't in my system,
Blunt hypnotism, lift the spliff up to my lip son,
So much on my hands, i got to give my kids a fist pump,
Chris-to-pher Reeves swimming in my swim trunks,
Mister, 'help me' whats he said to me and then sunk,
Women skinning them and cutting them up in chunks,
In comes the woman with cocoa butter skin ones
Once again they call me Buffalo Bill,
Buffalo Bill, Buffa-buffalo bill,
Skin em up, hym em,
Sew em up in those kilts, up in those kilts,
Upa upa up in those kilts,
Man you don't want to go up in those hills,
Up in those hills, uppa up in those hills
You better beware, stay clear of buffalo bill, buffalo bill,
Buffa-buffalo bill
Always, you can see em lurking in the hallways,
carcasues of caucasion females in his draw space,
how the hell did he fit em all in such a small space,
hide em in the wall but how long will the dry wall take,
well f-ck it then, I got nothing but time, I'll wait,
until its dries for the moment i guess your all safe,
after I sand it and buff it I guess that I'll paint,
my chainsaw's outta gas my regular saw aint,
now here I come again, damn stomach rumbling,
you can even hear the evil spirits coming from within,
someones in, the back of my damn house rummaging,
its a girl, she looks pretty thin but I want to skin,
been on the hunt again, when will it ever end,
Evelyn why you trying to fight you will never win,
severing legs, arms, damn there goes another limb,
pull the lever then trap door, death is evident
Once again they call me Buffalo Bill,
Buffalo Bill, Buffa-buffalo bill,
Skin em up, hym em,
Sew em up in those kilts, up in those kilts,
Upa upa up in those kilts,
Man you don't want to go up in those hills,
Up in those hills, uppa up in those hills
You better beware, stay clear of buffalo bill, buffalo bill,
Buffa-buffalo bill
Now what you know about Buffalo Bill,
nothing so chill,
f-cking hoe, you better f-cking hold still,
make sure none of that lotion in that bucket don't spill,
cut em gut em and just keep stuffing those girls,
man I think she had enough of those pills,
sedate her, then I wait her come back later just to clutch on
those steel blades
braids, baby when I cut ya dont squeal
I hate the loud noises I f-cking told you,
I keep hearing voices like
wouldn't you like to go and get ya put ya knife
and push it right through it while ya put ya shishkebab skewer
into a barbecue or would ya do to her what you usually do to a
girl who's skins newer
In a World of Sin doer this is turning into a torment tournament
of sorts,
Christmas Ornament you are,
I'll be sure to Gensu ya til there's no more skin to ya,
boo ya who ya think you f-cking with,
duck because here he comes again
Once again they call me Buffalo Bill,
Buffalo Bill, Buffa-buffalo bill,
Skin em up, hym em,
Sew em up in those kilts, up in those kilts,
Upa upa up in those kilts,
Man you don't want to go up in those hills,
Up in those hills, uppa up in those hills
You better beware, stay clear of buffalo bill, buffalo bill,
Buffa-buffalo bill
2.Drop the Bomb on Em
Yeah boy,
You better ring the alarm boy,
Dem know its coming boy
Oh my God, f-cking Bomboclat
I'm hard as Kenard, the little boy who shot Omar in The Wire,
Tie a whore up with barbed wire, nothing but a broad boy,
I'm the real deal, and char grill on the bonfire,
And Bon Voyage bitch, I'm like Chef Boyar-
Dee in this bitch; send a bomb to my moms lawyer
Im a problem for ya, boy you think your Tom Sawyer,
Til I pull you out the f-cking story book and stomp on ya,
F-cking fictitional characters and fariytales,
Prepare yourself for Captain America on Ferris Wheels,
But it aint fiction its fact boy beware its real
Them lyrics you wield equals zero to a hero shield
Mr fly by the seat of his pants
Or hit the trampoline bounce and grab a pair of stilts,
And I aint wearing zilch, zip, zero, nothing, no nada,
Lookin forward to f-cking ya mada
Drop the bomb on em,
Please don't drop the bomb on me,
Shady please, please dont drop the bomb on me,
Drop the bomb on them,
I dont want the dog on me,
See aint no reason to set the dogs on me,
Drop the bomb on em,
Please don't drop the bomb on me,
Shady please, please dont drop the bomb on me,
Drop the bomb on em
I dont want the dog on me,
See aint no reason to set the dogs on me
Boy, Im the real McCoy,
You little boys can't even fill voids,
Party's over kids, kill the noise,
Here come the kill joys,
Me and Dre steel alloys,
The rap crown royals,
Scout cowboys
Now how that sound for ya,
Yeah boy you know we about to put it down for ya,
So kick your shoes off,
Before you have a sound voyage,
And siyanara see ya f-ckers tommorow,
Get some R and R and marinate in some marinara,
And have a coke and a smile, dont make me open a jar,
Whip ass on ya, thats the last straw your hoping to draw,
Yeah you fresher than most boy, I'm just doper than all boy,
I'm that boy boy, them boys
I just show up go up to the stage and blow up the spot,
There aint no boy who can do what I do boy Im a star,
Boy, I told you boy, Im a Soldier boy, Im DeShaun,
Holten in this B-tch, Im the Proof boy your a fraud,
I destroy you boy, f-ck around and blow you to
Oh my god boy, you didn't go there, no you did not,
I got a whole story board for you, boy your da plot,
Your gettin got whether you try to avoid it or not,
Apology not accepted boy, Detroit is a rock,
We get to beefing, aint no telling at what point it will stop,
All I got to do is point to the spot,
When the bomb drops boy does it drop,
And when it does boy there's a problem
Drop the bomb on em,
Please don't drop the bomb on me,
Shady please, please dont drop the bomb on me,
Drop the bomb on them,
I dont want the dog on me,
See aint no reason to set the dogs on me,
Drop the bomb on em,
Please don't drop the bomb on me,
Shady please, please dont drop the bomb on me,
Drop the bomb on em
I dont want the dog on me,
See aint no reason to set the dogs on me
Boy dont jinx yourself,
Boy I'm Michael Spinks with the belt,
String a bell boy, my name rings bells for itself,
I'm sick as hell boy,
You better run and tell someone else,
Bringin hell boy, sing them telegrams and get dealt
And to that boy who done said it …,
Who said he was better,
I bet he never seen Freddie in a Black and red little sweater,
Back better than ever,
The chedder shredder the grater the beef grinder
I'll settle vendettas a little later,
Giving haters incubators, think ya made a mistake,
By saying shady was ghost I aint even close the gate
You bout to be put in a grave, stay put and behave,
Im bout to turn this f-cking place to Beirut in a day
So hey wouldn't you say Im the sh-t,
Couldn't agree with ya more fuel to say to my f-cking sh-t
doesn't stink,
Shady f-cking aftermath boy the sh-t doesnt sink it just floats
int he f-cking water
Til we fill up the tank
Drop the bomb on em,
Please don't drop the bomb on me,
Shady please, please dont drop the bomb on me,
Drop the bomb on them,
I dont want the dog on me,
See aint no reason to set the dogs on me,
Drop the bomb on em,
Please don't drop the bomb on me,
Shady please, please dont drop the bomb on me,
Drop the bomb on em
I dont want the dog on me,
See aint no reason to set the dogs on me
3.Elevator
There once was a saying that I used to say
Back in the day when I met Dre
I used to sit and goof on the phone with my friend proof
That if I went gold, I'd go right through the roof
He said what If I went platinum, I'd just laugh at him
That's not happening, that I can't fathom
Eighty something million records worldwide later,
I'm living in a house with a f-cking elevator
Haters getting mad, they done had enough of shady
You slay me, nothing you say matters enough to touche me,
Rappers try to play me, they use Hailie as a ukulele
Woopsa a f-cking daisy
That's an honour who even she knows dada's f-cking crazy
Fucking animal, cookoo, bananas, fucking AP
Maybe it's because I never had a mother raise me
F-ck around and throw a baby at another baby
You may think it's cause of the way that I was brought up
But it's all caught up to me now, palm is in the waters
Every line I ever said has got me in a corner
You might think it doesn't creep upon ya, but it all does
You wouldn't listen man, I tried to warn ya when you started
Now your brains all horny cause of all the sh-t you thought of
Chainsaw slaughters turn your daughters into sawdust
I never thought it'd come to this, I outta just be honest but
There once was a saying that I used to say
Back in the day when I met Dre
I used to sit and goof on the phone with my friend proof
That if I went gold, I'd go right through the roof
He said what If I went platinum, I'd just laugh at him
That's not happening, that I can't fathom
Eighty something million records worldwide later,
I'm living in a house with a f-cking elevator
Sorry Lance, Mr. Lambert and Aiken ain't gonna make it
They get so mad, when I call them both fake it's
All these fucking voices in my head I can't take it
Someone shut that f-cking baby up, 'for I shake it
You're standing adjacent to Jason's last slut, they're facing
Together makes 'em, a f-cking bad combination
I lashed at the doctor in my last operation
Shoved the weiner snitzel up his ass, hopped away some-
body please stop the patient, get the cops to mase him
Homie, I'm the shizer, pass doctor dre some
I can't leave the game, I just can't walk away son
No not-a now, not a chance, not today son
I can't believe I leave for one brief second
You p-ssy queef all over the rap game, naked
And use a leaf to wipe up the crap stains, feck it
I just keep saying the same exact saying, check it
There once was a saying that I used to say
Back in the day when I met Dre
I used to sit and goof on the phone with my friend proof
That if I went gold, I'd go right through the roof
He said what If I went platinum, I'd just laugh at him
That's not happening, that I can't fathom
Eighty something million records worldwide later,
I'm living in a house with a f-cking elevator
Elevator in my house, I'll smell ya later
I blew the fuck up, a hamster in a microwave-I
Think about an escalator now, steps, I hate 'em
Told the neighbor step away, then I just pepper sprayed 'em
Yeah, for every time you ride down the street
Or hideout, drive by my house and beep
Like now motherf-cker, try now to sleep
Lie down motherf-cker, try countin' sheep
And you're tryna find out, why now there's beef？
Mase in your face bitch, cry now p-ssy
This is my house, all nine thousand feet
So you can suck my dick with Amy Winehouse's teeth
Then I shove 'em in the elevator, take 'em to the top
Stand above em,just to cut the f-cking cable, let 'em drop
Walk an hour to the damn f-cking refrigerator, get a pop
While I let 'em fall all the way to the basement yelling stop!
There once was a saying that I used to say
Back in the day when I met Dre
I used to sit and goof on the phone with my friend proof
That if I went gold, I'd go right through the roof
He said what If I went platinum, I'd just laugh at him
That's not happening, that I can't fathom
Eighty something million records worldwide later,
I'm living in a house with a f-cking elevator
Fucking son of a bitch, I can't believe this shit
This must be all that there is, this must be it
Fuckin-A even got a potato
Wash my ass after I shit with gold toilet paper
Dishwasher's so big, when I'm pissed off
I can just toss a flying saucer in it
This shit's awesome, yeah, fucking elevator
Living in a house with a fucking elevator
4.Forever
It may not mean nothing to y'all,
Understand nothing was done for me,
So i don't plan on stopping at all,
I want this sh-t forever man, ever man, ever man,
I'm shutting sh-t down at the mall,
And telling every girl she the one for me,
And i aint even planning to call,
I want this sh-t forever man, ever man, ever man,
Last name ever,
First name greatest,
Like a sprained ankle boy ain't nothing to play with,
It started off local but thanks to all the haters,
I know G4 pilots on a first name basis,
And your city faded off to brown, Nino,
She insists she got more class, we know!
Swimming in the money come and find me, nemo,
If i was at the club you know I ball, Kimo,
Drop the mixtape that sh-t sounded like an album
Who'd have thought a country wide tour would be the outcome
Labels want my name but sign the x like Malcom
Everybody got a deal, I did it without one,
Yeah n-gga i'm about my business,
Killing all these rappers you would swear I had a hit list,
Everybody who guided me is asking for forgiveness,
If you aint been a part of it at least you got to witness,
B-tches,
It may not mean nothing to y'all,
Understand nothing was done for me,
So i don't plan on stopping at all,
I want this sh-t forever man, ever man, ever man,
I'm shutting sh-t down at the mall,
And telling every girl she the one for me,
And i aint even planning to call,
I want this sh-t forever man, ever man, ever man,
I used to have hood dreams,
Big fame, big chains,
I stuck my d-ck inside this life until that b-tch came,
I went hard all fall like the ？ teams,
Just so I can make it rain all spring,
Y'all seen my story my glory,
I had raped the game young,
You can call it statutory,
When a n-gga blow up they can build statures of me
Old money Benjamin Button, whaat, nuttin,
Now superbad chicks giving me macLovin,
You would think I ran the world like Michelle's husband,
You would think these n-ggas would know me when they really
doesn't
Like they was down with the old me no you f-cking wasn't,
Your'e such a f-cking loser,
He didn't even go to class mueller,
Trade the Grammy plaques just to have my granny back,
Remember she had that bad hip like a fanny pack,
Chasing that stardom would turn you into a maniac,
All the way in Hollywood and I can't even act,
They pull their cameras out and God damn they snap,
I used to want this thing forever you can have it back,
It may not mean nothing to y'all,
Understand nothing was done for me,
So i don't plan on stopping at all,
I want this sh-t forever man, ever man, ever man,
I'm shutting sh-t down at the mall,
And telling every girl she the one for me,
And i aint even planning to call,
I want this sh-t forever man, ever man, ever man,
Ok, hello its da martian,
Space jam Jordan's,
I want this sh-t forever wake and smell the Garden,
F-cker then the hardest
Step up to the target,
If i had one guess than I guess im just New Orleans,
And I will never stop like i'm running from the cops,
Hop up in my car and told my chauffeur to the top,
Life is like a f-cking roller coaster then it drops,
But what should I scream for this is my theme park,
My minds shine even when my thoughts seem dark,
Pistol on my side you don't wanna hear that thing talk,
Let the king talk check the price and pay attention,
Lil Wayne thats what they got to say or mention,
Im like Nirvada in the middle of the summer,
I'm resting in the lead I need a pillow and a cover,
Shhh, my foots sleeping on the gas,
No brake pads no such thing as last,
It may not mean nothing to y'all,
Understand nothing was done for me,
So i don't plan on stopping at all,
I want this sh-t forever man, ever man, ever man,
I'm shutting sh-t down at the mall,
And telling every girl she the one for me,
And i aint even planning to call,
I want this sh-t forever man, ever man, ever man,
There they go, back in stadiums,
It's shady's b-tches flow,
Nuts they go, macadamia they go sablistic yo,
We can make them look like boso's,
He's wondering if he should spit this slow,
F-ck no go for broke,
His cup just wanna throw over, oh no,
He aint had a buzz like this since the last time he overdosed,
They've been waiting patiently for Pinnochio to poke his nose,
Back into the game and they know,
Rap will never be the same as before,
Bashing in the brains of these hoes,
And establishing a name as he goes,
The passion of the flame is ignited,
You can't put it out once we light it,
This is sh-t exactly what the f-ck i'm talking about when we
write it,
You dealing with a mutual villain,
So stay inside of the boots you spillin
So spit true feelings, til true feelings come flying up out of
our mouths
Never mind it,
Payback muthaf-cker for the way you how's it taste,
When I slap the taste out your mouth with the bass so loud that
it shakes the place,
I'm hannibal lecters son just in case your thinking of saving
face,
You aint gonna have no face to save by the time Im through with
this place,
So Drake
It may not mean nothing to y'all,
Understand nothing was done for me,
So i don't plan on stopping at all,
I want this sh-t forever man, ever man, ever man,
I'm shutting sh-t down at the mall,
And telling every girl she the one for me,
And i aint even planning to call,
I want this sh-t forever man, ever man, ever man,
5.Hell Breaks Loose
I want you to understand something
That when I come up in this b-tch I want the fans jumping,
I want the fist pumping in the air,
I don't look like a millionnaire,
But I feel like a million bucks,
Ladies wont ya fill your cups,
Shady's come to fill ya up,
If your a D or a C cup
You can even be a B
Its just me and DRE
You'll be in the ER we'll be strapped with so much TNT,
We may blow no not even CPR from the ENT
Could help you to resuscitate
You busters must be busting weight,
You cant cut the mustard, whats your problem can't you bust a
grape,
Whats my name, shady came and just crushed the game,
Its really not even fair to them,
Cos they pale in comparisons
So much they might aswell wear a skin,
Dont you just wish you could share his pen
Cos this sh-ts getting embarrassing,
The fog is stinking the air is thin,
Cos he wont even let them try to breathe,
Da da di di da di dee, he makes it look so easy,
Girl you just hit the lottery
Now this should be the part of the song that they drop the
needle on,
And hell breaks loose,
Try to restrain us you cant contain us,
We still gonna make a ？ no matter what we do,
Everywhere we go it seems were looking for any excuse to just
cut loose,
So this should part of the song that they drop the needle on
And hell breaks loose
This is when sh-ts hits the fan,
Like it just splattered on stan
This is the only moment that matters,
Ya homie rolled in with Mathers,
Like chaos erupts Em's in back Dre's in the front
So do what we say at once this songs like a singer it hunts
It makes em stay in a trance
No choice day after dance
Its like the play-off just making sure that we stay in the hunt
Take a day off of what man you better lay off the blunts
You must be smoking something
You think I aint smoking nothing stay off my nuts,
Now hit the floor baby time to wipe away all the rust,
Shake all them cobwebs loose,
Loosen up with a little bit of Grey Goose,
Yeah girl shake that caboose
I don't wanna see you try to make no excuse,
DRE is on the loose,
A Mongoose when its comes to the chronic use,
You know I can't stand to lose,
Me and my goons are like animals,
We come through like a pack of wolves,
So we came here to retract the roof,
Yeah man aint that the truth,
Girl your man's like in the booth
Definitely back up in this b-tch,
This is when all hell breaks loose
Now this should be the part of the song that they drop the
needle on,
And hell breaks loose,
Try to restrain us you cant contain us,
We still gonna make a ？ no matter what we do,
Everywhere we go it seems were looking for any excuse to just
cut loose,
So this should part of the song that they drop the needle on
And hell breaks loose
Now I know your feeling discouraged but homie just mark my
words,
A murderer in the flow, they put courage up in the blow,
As soon as we hit the door power surges head to toe
I'm sure to push it as far as words are meant to go,
We're in the indigo Winnebago with tinted windows,
Ferocious as we proceed to beat up the block widcha hoe,
With speakers knocking its 3 0 clock
Me and Doc then proceed to drop
And hop out the vehicle and knock on your door
Yeah so let us in 'fore we huff and puff and we blow,
We aint bluffin for nothing
We'll knock the stuffing out ya
Revenge is so sweet, move til ya injure ya feet
Yeah move or lose it three,
Move to the beat, lose yourself indubitably,
Pass some of that ？ lil right there,
That would be pretty stupid to me,
Born and raised in the CPT,
Yeah Los Angeles who's in the streets,
Them haters hating on me,
But I refuse to lose any sleep,
Keep that deuce deuce in the seat,
Dre fall off thats news to me
Now this should be the part of the song that they drop the
needle on,
And hell breaks loose,
Try to restrain us you cant contain us,
We still gonna make a ？ no matter what we do,
Everywhere we go it seems were looking for any excuse to just
cut loose,
So this should part of the song that they drop the needle on
And hell breaks loose
6.Music Box
Yo, yeah girl,
Can you hear that？ It's playing our song..
Are you sleepy？ Take a nap..
You're not afraid of the dark？ Are you.？
You hear the beat as it makes ya not wanna go to sleep
I knock on Dakota's door, its locked so I go to creep
round the back, with binoculars, not cause I wanna peep
But because I'm hungry she smells like tacos I wanna eat
Visions of hot chocolatey marshmallows all so sweet
With sugar plums, oh look here comes Marshall he's on your
street
He's placing hot smoldering charcoals beneath your feet
Now walk on 'em, he's dancing with carcasses cheek to cheek
Like a Thanksgiving turkey, or holiday ham
Cinnamon sprinkled on toast, strawberry marmalade jam
Flavor my favorite graham crackers with John Bennet Rams
I guess a modern day Jack the Ripper is all that I am
Cos when the lights are off, I see the girls asleep (My music
box)
But I can hear my luck keep calling me (My music box)
When were worlds apart, you mean the world to me (My music box)
？ I will answer (My music box)
Cos when the lights are off, I see the girls asleep (My music
box)
I hear my music box, playing a song for me (My music box)
So when she twirls around do a whirl for me (My music box)
？ (My music box)
I almost look comatose, who wants to be sober gross
I foam like a Doberman, mouth open I overdose
Put coke up my nostrils, in both my holes and I plug my nose
My pupils quadruple in size, eyes are so bugged I know
I put on my mother's make up, get naked and run around
Wavin' the gun around, I think I'm down to a hundred pounds
There's thunder, I wonder how come it rains but the sun is out
The devils upset with his wife, they must be sluggin' it out
I must be buggin' the f-ck out, but what the f-ck about？
Voices are leading me up to the attic, I love my house
They pull and they tug my blouse, the sound of a music box
Comes from inside a toy chest, but what do I do, it's locked
I pick it and open it but it's stuffed full of human parts
I dig till I find it, I wind it up and the tune just starts
Its playing a song, so beautiful and the room is dark
The moon is full, I smell a funeral, guess I'll loom in the park
Cos when the lights are off, I see the girls asleep (My music
box)
But I can hear my luck keep calling me (My music box)
When were worlds apart, you mean the world to me (My music box)
？ I will answer (My music box)
Cos when the lights are off, I see the girls asleep (My music
box)
But I can hear my luck keep calling me (My music box)
When were worlds apart, you mean the world to me (My music box)
？ I will answer (My music box)
I'm fixated on asphyxiating and breakin' this little chick's
Neck like a pixie stick
The sick Satan worshippin', bitches get horse-whippins,
I'm in the back, through the back door, slip in
Through the crack leavin' the corpse drippin'
The mortician of love, sent from above,
forced and treat em all
stingy I've become
Been doin' this for more than a quarter century, I'm just numb
Am I dreamin', is it real Someone pinch me on the buns
The time has come to tie her up, gotta roll me the ladder
I'd had enough of the chatter, climb up to the window, look at
her
then climb in and slowly shatter her brain matter and batter her
with the bat, a matter of fact that will splatter her
But before I do that, I'll have a chat to flatter her
Give her two compliments, back-to-back, like Tabatha
I'm your secret admirer, I'm back to ravish ya
So strong is your fight, but your no match for Dracula
Prolonging her plight, as I go back to stabbin' her
Dismember her limbs, simple as that, cadaver her
Zoom in with the lens, then pan back, the camera
Stand back, cuz here comes your man Jack, so Pamela
Cos when the lights are off, I see the girls asleep (My music
box)
But I can hear my luck keep calling me (My music box)
When were worlds apart, you mean the world to me (My music box)
？ I will answer (My music box)
Cos when the lights are off, I see the girls asleep (My music
box)
But I can hear my luck keep calling me (My music box)
When were worlds apart, you mean the world to me (My music box)
？ I will answer (My music box)
7.Taking My Ball
Eminem -Taking My Ball
Make my vocals sound sexy,
Come on man, come on man, okaaaay,
It feels so wrong cos it feels so right,
But its all right, its ok with me,
I'll do my steps all by myself,
I don't need nobody to play with me,
But if you just give me a chance,
I can put you in a trance the way I dance,
But don't nobody wanna play with me so I'm
Taking my ball and going home, hooome,
I'm that guy man,
Shove a diamond up my hind end,
and crush it with my butt muscles while I cut bubbles,
Slut poke holes in ya shirt, jump in mud puddles,
While I stomp mudholes in ya ass girl,
Now lets cuddle,
Blood curdling your gurgling on your blood,
What I do for my next trick,
Im feeling won-derful,
I think I might just do something a little less subtle,
Shove a f-cking tonka truck up a little kids butthole,
Feel the wrath of a psychopath slash ambassador of
The valentines day massacre slash assassin
I slash her in the ass with a icicle
And leave her laying a blood bath
While I put a catheter in
And jump in the bath with her,
In my spiderman mask man
Just imagine the fun I can have with a strap on,
Stick it up Kim Kardashian's ass and make the b-tch run a
triathlon,
Are those pistachio's damn, I'd like to have some,
Laying on the patio man, rolling a fat one,
Shady drop the magic marker, put the cap on,
God damn man are you that much of an asshole,
It feels so wrong cos it feels so right,
But its all right, its ok with me,
I'll do my steps all by myself,
I don't need nobody to play with me,
But if you just give me a chance,
I can put you in a trance the way I dance,
But don't nobody wanna play with me so I'm
Taking my ball and going home, hooome,
I'm like houdini,
Tuck my teenyeenyweeny between each
One of my thighs and make it disappear like a genie,
Make sh-t disappear like tara reid in a bikini, believe me
homie,
You don't know the meaning of a meanie,
They call me the fruit loop from jupiter,
I'm trying to maneuver the hoover up in your poop shoot,
Dont move or ya might get it stuck so f-cking far in your uvula
You aint gonna know what he was tryna do to ya gluteus,
Totally tubular sniffing glue through a tube in the studia
Now who do ya think is more fruitier,
Weener smoothered in peanut butter putting on a tube
Of ya eye shadow and man it look nice,
You should have seen it mother,
I think i'll put a piece of art on my visa card,
Then I'll go meet mischa barton with a Cuisinart
Then mosy on over to Rosie oDonnell's
With McDonald's jump on her lap and watch the Sopranos..
It feels so wrong cos it feels so right,
But its all right, its ok with me,
I'll do my steps all by myself,
I don't need nobody to play with me,
But if you just give me a chance,
I can put you in a trance the way I dance,
But don't nobody wanna play with me so I'm
Taking my ball and going home, hooome,
Shady what are you doing chewing on a human,
Grab an aluminum bat hit Heidi Klum in the back room
Assuming the fact that dudes in the back room
Using the bathroom vacuum and a racoon,
Skewing a rat or cat screwing a baboon,
You shouldn't ask what is he doing with that broom,
You should be glad he didn't leave you full of stab wounds,
You in a trance, im back doing my dance ooh,
But there afraid I might get Sarah Palin by the hair
And make her wear a bathing suit and take her para sailing
Shady why you gotta pick on the lady for,
Why you make her read 84 bed time stories to you in baby talk？
Cos I'm scared there's monster's under my bed,
Kelly Pickler hit my juice box under my bassinet,
No wonder my ass is wet my diaper needs to be changed,
You like graffiti dike, well I can pee pee and write your name,
It feels so wrong cos it feels so right,
But its all right, its ok with me,
I'll do my steps all by myself,
I don't need nobody to play with me,
But if you just give me a chance,
I can put you in a trance the way I dance,
But don't nobody wanna play with me so I'm
Taking my ball and going home, hooome
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